What a mustache!

[Diggles]

I lost the beard (and what a glorious beard it was) and left the stash for all of 20 seconds before my wife popped here head in and said "You don't want to have sex ever again, do you."

20 seconds after that. No stash.

My wife is the opposite. The only reason I have a beard is because she likes it. Otherwise I would only have a mustache - which she also quite likes.

Ya, as a cleancut guy who cant really grow much, I've found way more women are into facial hair then cleancut guys.