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What a mustache! - Scorrn Starr - 04-05-2012
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOVlP8X4UpY[/youtube]
Re: What a mustache! - Skelas - 04-05-2012
I can tell that dudes DPS rotation is all fucked up.
Re: What a mustache! - OrsunVZ - 04-06-2012
... and?
Re: What a mustache! - Breand - 04-06-2012
It's difficult picturing you without a lady on each arm. That's cool though!
Re: What a mustache! - Volktar - 07-31-2012
Gotta have one...
Re: What a mustache! - Chain - 07-31-2012
*Jealous*
Re: What a mustache! - Volktar - 07-31-2012
I can get a pretty sweet stache goin... but in the end I also like sex and the wife wont let me have both :evil:
Re: What a mustache! - OrsunVZ - 08-01-2012
Volktar Wrote:I can get a pretty sweet stache goin... but in the end I also like sex and the wife wont let me have both :evil:
this.
I lost the beard (and what a glorious beard it was) and left the stash for all of 20 seconds before my wife popped here head in and said "You don't want to have sex ever again, do you."
20 seconds after that. No stash.
Re: What a mustache! - Chain - 08-01-2012
I have a theory; the reason women want to control their men's facial hair because they can't grow any of their own.
Re: What a mustache! - strife - 08-01-2012
Chain Wrote:I have a theory; the reason women want to control their men's facial hair because they can't grow any of their own.I'm pretty sure no woman wants to grow facial hair...
As for me, I have a full beard pretty much all the time... and when I say full beard, I mean goatee with 3-4 weeks + of growth every where else on my face. My wife doesn't care, although when I haven't the little bit of a mustache I have, she'll say it tickles her or whatever.
I can't grow much of a mustache... my reddish/blondish/brownish facial hair just doesn't do well with a mustache.
Re: What a mustache! - Zirak - 08-01-2012
OrsunVZ Wrote:I lost the beard (and what a glorious beard it was) and left the stash for all of 20 seconds before my wife popped here head in and said "You don't want to have sex ever again, do you."My wife is the opposite. The only reason I have a beard is because she likes it. Otherwise I would only have a mustache - which she also quite likes.
20 seconds after that. No stash.
Re: What a mustache! - Volktar - 08-01-2012
Id have a full beard if Uncle Sam would let me.
Even if I had to give up sex, it would probably be worth it.
Re: What a mustache! - strife - 08-01-2012
Quote:Even if I had to give up sex, it would probably be worth it.
hock:
Re: What a mustache! - Chain - 08-01-2012
Strife Wrote:Chain Wrote:I have a theory; the reason women want to control their men's facial hair because they can't grow any of their own.I'm pretty sure no woman wants to grow facial hair...
But the reason women don't want facial hair is because women don't normally grow facial hair, if you can follow my logic. If women just grew facial hair naturally I bet most women would have facial hair, 'cause it's awesome.
I make Shinigami wear a goatee because if he doesn't he looks 9 years younger than he is, which makes me feel icky...
Re: What a mustache! - strife - 08-01-2012
Chain Wrote:Being that women shave their underarms & legs normally... no not reallyStrife Wrote:Chain Wrote:I have a theory; the reason women want to control their men's facial hair because they can't grow any of their own.I'm pretty sure no woman wants to grow facial hair...
But the reason women don't want facial hair is because women don't normally grow facial hair, if you can follow my logic. If women just grew facial hair naturally I bet most women would have facial hair, 'cause it's awesome.
Quote:I make Shinigami wear a goatee because if he doesn't he looks 9 years younger than he is, which makes me feel icky...Yea, I'm in the same boat...
Re: What a mustache! - OrsunVZ - 08-01-2012
Zirak Wrote:OrsunVZ Wrote:My wife is the opposite. The only reason I have a beard is because she likes it. Otherwise I would only have a mustache - which she also quite likes.
The beard she had no problems with. The stash though....
Which sucks, because I had this awesome magnum pi halloween costume ready to go...
Short shorts, hibiscus shirt, dockers, sidearm, aviators, chest hair, stash.... You can't do it with any of this things missing, otherwise you just look weird.
Re: What a mustache! - Slamz - 08-01-2012
OrsunVZ Wrote:The beard she had no problems with. The stash though....
Solution:
![[Image: MH027_1.jpg]](http://www.makeuphotspot.com/uploadimages/MH027_1.jpg)
Re: What a mustache! - OrsunVZ - 08-01-2012
omg no. There's a norn facial model that looks like that too.
Stash WITH beard, is fine. It's the solo stash that wigs her out.
Re: What a mustache! - Chain - 08-01-2012
Well if you just want to do it for Halloween then the solution is easy; grow out beard + stache, on Halloween shave exclusively the beard, shave the mustache on the following morning. You're both happy!
Re: What a mustache! - OrsunVZ - 08-02-2012
Done.
Re: What a mustache! - Flab - 08-02-2012
I'm bringing the Hitler 'stache back.
Re: What a mustache! - Slamz - 08-03-2012
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![[Image: hitler-worf-mustache.jpg]](http://aboutcolonblank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hitler-worf-mustache.jpg)
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Re: What a mustache! - Diggles - 08-03-2012
Zirak Wrote:OrsunVZ Wrote:I lost the beard (and what a glorious beard it was) and left the stash for all of 20 seconds before my wife popped here head in and said "You don't want to have sex ever again, do you."My wife is the opposite. The only reason I have a beard is because she likes it. Otherwise I would only have a mustache - which she also quite likes.
20 seconds after that. No stash.
Ya, as a cleancut guy who cant really grow much, I've found way more women are into facial hair then cleancut guys.
Re: What a mustache! - Kakarat - 08-03-2012
Epicness
I have had my beard called 'epic' and 'most excellent' by complete strangers. Oh and my girlfriend has never seen me without it. I have been sporting it since February.
Re: What a mustache! - strife - 08-03-2012
That's a damn fine beard sir!