What a mustache!

[strife]

I have a theory; the reason women want to control their men's facial hair because they can't grow any of their own.

I'm pretty sure no woman wants to grow facial hair...

As for me, I have a full beard pretty much all the time... and when I say full beard, I mean goatee with 3-4 weeks + of growth every where else on my face. My wife doesn't care, although when I haven't the little bit of a mustache I have, she'll say it tickles her or whatever.

I can't grow much of a mustache... my reddish/blondish/brownish facial hair just doesn't do well with a mustache.