04-08-2012, 01:01 PM
Vllad Wrote:So...
am I the only one who thinks having good ole Abe as a vampire slayer is just a tad on the really bad idea side? What is next, Nixon as a Jedi?
Vllad
Yes you are. Nixon would make a good Sith Lord. This movie will be coming straight to bad movie night. I am disappointed that Nic Cage isn't playing ol Abe, but you can't have everything.
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HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!