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Ok as most of you know I own a LAN center. Well I get all kinds of fuck tards in the store. So one day Lil Bob "Rhambo" got two of those tennis ball racket bug zappers. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.macoonainternationalinc.supersites.ca">http://www.macoonainternationalinc.supersites.ca</a><!-- m --> So we have been zappin shit all the time well one day we got a wild goats ass hair to ask someone to zap their tongue with it. Well no shit we got not one not 2 but 3 kids to do it .. of course at differnent times and shit but damn 3 kids licking the damn bug zapper hahaha..
Anyways tonight was the crown royal... the big one.. we got one of the kids to fucking zap the shit out of his balls .. no lie his god damn balls hahahahhahahahaha We have it on video tape so I will be posting this shit soon hahahahah omfg I'm still crying over this... HAHHA MY BALLS *ZAP* hahhahahaha
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LOL i see the cops coming to your store in the near future. I hope you know a good lawyer. Goes back to the old "Don't Shit where you Eat" saying. Dont mess around with what pays your bills / puts food on your table. But dont worry if by chance one or all of the kids was under 18 and and you do goto county ass pounding jail, we will send you a "soap on a rope" becasue we are a guild who cares =).
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I have one of those tennis racket bug zappers too... but I dont put my balls on it. I can't imagine that would be very comfortable, but I dont think it would do any dmg either - not permanent dmg anyway.
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No, the permanent damage comes when the kid comes home and says "Hey Daddy, the guy at the computer store made me zapp my balls." People like me call the cops because otherwise we have to go down their and kill the idiot who thought it would be funny to pick on a little kid.
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well since the kid who was 19 is not a kid but is an adult and actually put the zapper to his own nuts it doesnt matter. He can say what he likes but any judge will say he put the zapper on his own nutz and there is no one to blame.
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Tell them sniffing glue is BAD for the brian.
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I told Brian. He said it is also bad for the Brett.
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i'm suppose to get the video this week so we will see the zappage...ZAP hahahahha
