Android already surpasses iPhone

[Grieve]

There is hope for you yet. Repeat after me...

Our Steve,
Who art in Infinite Drive,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Macintosh come.
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Apple.
Give us this day our daily iPod
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we strike down those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into Windows,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the iPod,
And the iPhone and the iPad,
For ever and ever.
Amen.