04-09-2009, 08:03 AM
I've heard lots of good excuses, but this one takes the cake:
Quote:A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can't have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled.<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/04/08/2009-04-08_coke_cop_says_oral_sex_to_blame_for_dirty_test_judge_sniffs_at_case.html">http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crim ... _case.html</a><!-- m -->
