Corrupt a wish

[Fretty]

The Snow Storms recede into a scorching hot drought that turns out to be the effects of a communist chinese weather machine that is the precursor to a fully nuclear world war 3.

I wish wives and girlfriends lost the ability to nag.

You get fat and disgusting while living in a place that progressively resembles an uncleaned outhouse used at Woodstock '99.

I wish wives and girlfriends liked eachother in a completely plutonic way and loved sharing you, while only needing you for themselves.