Corrupt a wish

[Fretty]

Too easy.

Your computer system upgrades itself. At first it's awesome because you're playing all the latest games faster than even best systems out there.

2 years later, your computer upgrades itself into Skynet.




I wish I could teleport to and from work.

A fly gets trapped in your teleportation device with you and you become a real life version of The Fly.

I wish massive snow storms would stop already.