Corrupt a wish

[Kakarat]

I wish that Germans would start speaking only english.

Now you know what they are saying. 'nuff said.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, you can fly. Your first flight results in a wonderfully fun time until you fly past some power lines that you couldn't see very well and decapitate yourself.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of beer.

(Is there a rule about how many times we can participate?)

You drown yourself by drinking too much beer.

I wish my computer system upgraded itself.