@Jake - why are smoothie kings smoothies so delicious?

[strife]

Weird fucking hippies and their vegetable smoothies, the only time you should drink vegetables is if there is a copious amount of vodka mixed in with them and you are hung over.

If you don't like vegetables normally(Like me, I'm picky as fuck), it makes sense to blend them into something that you can handle to get the nutrients from it.

And why, if you're hung over... would you drink vodka? I'm not a drunk, so this is a serious question.