08-23-2012, 04:37 PM
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Best buy needs to focus more on $938 speaker cables.
(The fark review was funny:
"OK, I'll admit that $934.99 is a little bit of a steep price. But here's what a lot of critics of Monster cables don't like to admit: they work. I don't want to get all techie here, but the resonant multi-scopic alpha shielding allowed by the alloy-plated zinconium lining prevents spectral frequencies from high-range splintering and also really helps get a handle on ionic charging, which can really cause havoc in a high-end system's radio frequencies and ultraviolet netting.
But that's the sort of stuff that makes people's eyes glaze. Here's the bottom line: The insides of the cables themselves actually amplify the signal passing through them using technology similar to what makes stealth bombers "invisible." Those bombers aren't invisible, of course -- they're just plated with slick alloys that make data waves likes RADAR "slide" over their surface more quickly. It's the same thing with Monster cables: the data passing through them "slides" through the cable more quickly. In fact, watching television with Monster cables means you're actually getting the signal a split second before someone without those cables. Now, that may not seem like much, but think about it...if you replace all your cables with Monster cables, that signal speed boost might be significant enough that you could, say, know the end of a sporting event before others do. Can we say millions in long-distance betting? It hasn't been done yet, not successfully, but it could be done by the person willing to take that first leap. That's right, a house wired entirely in Monster cables. Think about it. Think about the possibilities.")
Best buy needs to focus more on $938 speaker cables.
(The fark review was funny:
"OK, I'll admit that $934.99 is a little bit of a steep price. But here's what a lot of critics of Monster cables don't like to admit: they work. I don't want to get all techie here, but the resonant multi-scopic alpha shielding allowed by the alloy-plated zinconium lining prevents spectral frequencies from high-range splintering and also really helps get a handle on ionic charging, which can really cause havoc in a high-end system's radio frequencies and ultraviolet netting.
But that's the sort of stuff that makes people's eyes glaze. Here's the bottom line: The insides of the cables themselves actually amplify the signal passing through them using technology similar to what makes stealth bombers "invisible." Those bombers aren't invisible, of course -- they're just plated with slick alloys that make data waves likes RADAR "slide" over their surface more quickly. It's the same thing with Monster cables: the data passing through them "slides" through the cable more quickly. In fact, watching television with Monster cables means you're actually getting the signal a split second before someone without those cables. Now, that may not seem like much, but think about it...if you replace all your cables with Monster cables, that signal speed boost might be significant enough that you could, say, know the end of a sporting event before others do. Can we say millions in long-distance betting? It hasn't been done yet, not successfully, but it could be done by the person willing to take that first leap. That's right, a house wired entirely in Monster cables. Think about it. Think about the possibilities.")