10-07-2011, 12:33 PM
Jakensama Wrote:really needs to be studied for this sociological fact. His contributions to science are negligible and will be washed over with whatever tech advances have every year, but his control over people is fuck amazing and respectable.
Anyways, whatever - it sucks he is dead, cancer sucks, but I am sincerely confused by the legions of people who act like jesus just died, its almost as bad as kurt fucking cobain - except unlike cobain at least jobs did something useful at some point.
That is why they are morning him. The messiah of the cult of Apple is dead. Layeth him down, and on the third day he will ascend into the iCloud on a golden new model iPhone 10.
A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!