10-04-2011, 08:16 PM
Quote:CUPERTINO, CA—During a highly anticipated media event held today at the Apple corporation’s world headquarters, CEO Tim Cook announced the new iPhone 4S is good and people should buy it. “It’s a good phone,†said Cook, walking out onto a stage and gesturing at a picture of the device projected on a large screen behind him. "It's got e-mail, the Internet, and you can get apps on it. Everybody should get one. It's good." After standing in place fo]r another four seconds without speaking, Cook walked off stage, at which point the houselights came up and all in attendance were asked to please file out of the auditorium.<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-new-iphone-good,26257/">http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple- ... ood,26257/</a><!-- m -->
Maul, the Bashing Shamie
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