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Funny Text Messages - Jakensama - 05-14-2009
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Got a few chuckles at work today, a few of my favorites:
(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession
(734): I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
(773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me
(773): They speak asian
- Gnarnok - 05-14-2009
Great site
- Jakensama - 05-14-2009
Hahahahaha
"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."
- amins - 05-14-2009
lol, better than thinking every rear end of a car is two eyes and a bumper smilling at you.