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Corrupt a Wish II - Snowreap - 03-24-2009
Vanraw Wrote:I wish this thread would end!wish granted!
I wish I was feeling better.
-ken
- Jodah - 03-25-2009
Wish granted, you feel so well you jump for joy...out a window.
I wish I had the answers to my CJ test today.
- Bulgy - 03-25-2009
Granted, you know all the answers. But the teacher explains that this is your BJ test, not CJ test, you have to go down on your knees for this one!
I wish Cinderkitten would wear a shirt!
- Skelas - 03-25-2009
Wish granted, unfortunately the shirt is made from skin flayed from your body, commisioned by Ed Gein fashions.
I wish there was a game we all played at the same time.
- Gnarnok - 03-25-2009
Wish granted, but the sandbox is so big we never see each other.
I wish it was august and I was already out of basic.
- Jodah - 03-25-2009
Wish granted but the day after basic you get injured (not fatally) and cannot be deployed.
I wish I was sleeping.
- Zephyrs - 03-25-2009
Wish granted.
You ARE sleeping this is all a dream and you will never wake up
I wish my fantasies about those pr0n stars came true.
- Fretty - 03-25-2009
Zephyrs Wrote:Wish granted.
You ARE sleeping this is all a dream and you will never wake up
I wish my fantasies about those pr0n stars came true.
Wish granted and now you have AIDS.
I wish the Earth collided with the sun, tomorrow.
- 1000xZero - 03-25-2009
Wish granted but it turns out that this opens a portal to another universe and its exactly the same as before.
I wish that I had wishes.
- Fretty - 03-25-2009
1000xZero Wrote:Wish granted but it turns out that this opens a portal to another universe and its exactly the same as before.
I wish that I had wishes.
Wish granted but you can only use them in this thread, or others like it.
I wish that I could breathe fire...under water.
- Vanraw - 03-25-2009
Wish granted, but on your first attempt to use this new talent you realize boiling water hurts your face. Children now scream when they see your face. Off coarse they did before too. You never try your new talent again.
I wish the IRS would give me a big fat refund!
- Snowreap - 03-26-2009
wish granted! but due to computer error, the refund is far larger than it should be. you are now wider than you are tall, and weigh 870 pounds.
oh, did you not mean that kind of fat? sorry.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
-ken
- Jodah - 03-26-2009
Wish granted, there are now 8700 hours in a day. However, you spend it all outdoors and die of skin cancer in four weeks.
I wish statistics wasn't so boring.
- Gnarnok - 03-26-2009
Wish granted. They now give you a head start on your tests, then release a bear in the room to spice things up.
I wish my new custom cue was done already.
- Zephyrs - 03-26-2009
Wish granted its not just done It;s well done!
it turns to ash and falls apart in your hands.
My wish is that you corrupt my wish.
- Gnarnok - 03-26-2009
Wish not granted, you read this so disappointed you kill your self.
I wish this meeting wasn't a sedative.
- Flab - 03-27-2009
Wish granted! The meeting isnt a sedative, but a tranquilizer. Unfortunatyl the Tranq is shaped like a donkey cock and is a suppositry.
I wish women would stop begging me for sex all the time.
- grizzle - 03-27-2009
Wish granted! Your dream is interrupted and you wake up to find a dog humping your leg.
I wish my AIG stock would rise up to $100 per share.
- Jodah - 03-27-2009
Wish granted, your AIG stock rises by $100 per share for exactly 2.5 minutes. Unfortunately you are unable to sell in time and it crashes back down to its lowest point ever.
I wish I didn't have indigestion.
- Jakensama - 03-28-2009
Wish granted, your digestive system adapts to breaking down donkey seamen, curing your indigestion once and for all.
I wish they opened a whataburger in Germany.
- Skaag - 03-29-2009
Jakensama Wrote:I wish they opened a whataburger in Germany.
Wish granted, Whataburger opens up. In an attempt to keep it "American Flavoured" they put Fancy Ketchup on everything.
I wish our cats knew how to use the toilet.